People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.-Douglas Yates
Forget love-I'd rather fall in chocolate!-Sandra J. Dykes
A baby is born with a need to be loved and never outgrows it.-Frank A. Clark
You know you're in love when you don't want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.-Dr. Seuss
Love is a game two people can play and both win.-Eva Gabor
You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.-Unknown
If love is the answer, then can you repeat the question?-Unknown
Love is being stupid together.-Paul Valery
At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.-Plato
It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.-Unknown
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in tinfoil.-Unknown
Love isn't blind, it's retarded.-Don Foster
Romance is dead-it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.-Lisa Simpson
Love is like war-easy to begin, hard to end.-Proverb
And then there's my favorite...
Love is a snowmobile, racing across the tundra, and then suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.-Matt Groening
I don't know why I love that one so much...maybe it's the ice weasels.