Quotes

I have a thing for cool/funny quotes. Here are a few I've collected.
When in doubt, look intelligent.-some guy whose name I do not remember
Do, or do not! There is no try!-Yoda
When one does not know what to say, it is best to be silent.-The King of Siam
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.-some guy
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.-Miss Piggy
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you've ever tried.-Phoebe McKeeby
One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.-old proverb
If you want to be a genius, you've got to read books and the newspaper.-Kevin Mayes
It is better that people think you are stupid than for you to open your mouth and let them know for sure.-Ben Franklin
Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?-Legolaus
Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?-Gimli the dwarf

Anyway, these are just a few. If I think of more I'll put them on later.