I Did the Stupidest Thing the Other Day

As I've said in previous posts, I have problems with my life. Stuff just happens to me, stuff I can't explain. (Or, when I do explain it, gets me a lot of laughs and weird looks.)
Another one of those types of things happened to me the other day.
My brother needed new body wash. So we went to Walmart and got him some. When we got home and I went to put the body wash away, I decided I wanted to see what it smelled like.
Somehow (and I still haven't been able to figure out how) I managed to get the body wash up my nose, and then somehow it kind of got down into my mouth so I not only got to smell it; I got to taste it too!!!
The picture below has become my new life motto. Click on it, and you shall see why.